17th-c. listicle clickbait or cute Feng Menglong anecdote? (#3 made us FORGET about MEAT for 3 MONTHS!)
oh, toxoplasmis 吃脑袋病毒
strange eater of human brains 你比我奇怪的多
victims are purring 让人说猫话
Never explain! No one asks translators from German to explain. They simply accept that it's a barbarous language and little rearrangement is necessary to make things civilised.