To the tune of "The Unbreakable Strings"
Song Dingbo Catches a Ghost
The Heat
Tao Yuanming Reads on a Summer Evening
Too Much Party
Su Shi Discovers the Secret Ingredient
The Emperor's So-Called Cats and the Manjurist Bat-Signal
Yo Man, Mo Yan
Li Bai to Du Fu: Wish You Were Here
Babble and Cant and Flummery
Spring and Stone and the Total Perspective Vortex
Chen Cao'an Has Advice for Being Online in an Election Year
